Attention all bad
filmmakers of the world! You can relax now, no need to try any
harder, the worst movie of the year is already here. And it's one
fucking week into the year! I surely hope this is not an indication
about the quality of this years films. Can't be arsed to go into it
more than briefly so I'll just list some observations I made. The
only reason they made this movie was because someone thought
chainsaws look cool in 3D. The timeline is messed beyond belief, not
to even mention that this movie ignores all the other parts in the
series, or then this Heather is the youngest looking 40 year old I've
ever seen. Down in Texas it doesn't matter if a few city folks get
chopped into bits as long as it's eye for an eye as the good book
says so, trust the sheriff and the mayor they know it best. Someone
who has lived 20 (or 40 if you follow the timeline) years thinking
she's someone else will of course turn into a homicidal maniac in a
day, just because it's family and blood is thicker than water or
something like that. Oh and don't you pick on Leatherface for killing
all the people, all the poor boy needs is another caretaker. This
movie just stinks beyond belief. The title sequence at the start made
from the clips of the original looked very promising, but too bad
that was the only drop of hope in this ocean of shit. I guess I should get my head examined or something as I really don't know why I keep doing this, again I knew before the movie that it simply can't be good and yet I paid almost 13 euros for this piece of garbage. I guess I hoped it might surprise me, well that it actually did, but too bad the surprise was that someone can actually make such a crappy film and get a worldwide release for it.
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I usually go through the
other parts of the series as well, but since I haven't seen most of
them in a long while and not exactly up for watching them again.
Maybe I'll revisit them eventually and they'll end up here, but for
now I'll just toss my feelings of them here quickly. The original TheTexas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is a classic well worth watching and one of the better horror movies
of it's kind. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) took it a bit over the top with comedy, but I remember this being
quite an entertaining movie. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) took the comedy out again, but wasn't exactly a great movie. TexasChainsaw Massacre The Next Generation (1994) was a horrid piece of crap and all copies of this film in any format
should be burned for the good of public health. The Texas ChainsawMassacre (2003) was a surprisingly good remake. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TheBeginning (2006) was quite a weak attempt to create an origin story for it all.
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